roselupus:

doll-frakking-house:

azriona:

pilgrimkitty:

carolrance:

taurieal:

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

the correct answer is:

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

This woman is a Gift

CORRECT

petermaximoff:

cottagecore:

yall see the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

I don’t know what this says I just saw the word pussy and hit that rb like the world ending

walkingbomb:

reminder to:

• straighten your back
  
• go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  
• go take your meds if you need to
  
• drink some water
  
• go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  
• maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  
• reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
• maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

personsonable:

100pugs:

cmder:

personsonable:

cmder:

personsonable:

oh yeah, i forgot to tell you all. i killed god, so i’m God now. lemme know if you want anything

hey can you add a couple species of frogs down here?

all right, they’re there. go find em

these are 2017 articles

you’re welcome

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

cutielouis:

boybands are cancelled until 1d returns from hiatus

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i noticed it doesnt have any pronouns or genders mentioned in the song… bi anthem

jason mraz:  Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We are just one big family
And it’s our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

me:

sawkinator:

sawkinator:

place: lovely

face: lovely

room: plenty

I CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

nocontrol:

this is so straight alexa play no control by one direction

aqua-harry:

tag urself: queer eye edition

antoni: always surprised when someone compliments you, hesitant when it comes to bold prints, greek yogurt’s #1 fan, closet bookworm, terrifyingly witty, cries quietly

bobby: loves a good sectional, can only see shades of navy and gray, can’t say no to a floral bermuda short, always wonders if you’re ready to see more, all about functionality

jonathan: hates sulfates, always lifting others up, the horniest of the group, not afraid to show affection and/or demand attention, a true hoe for DIY face masks, gives absolutely zero fucks about what others think

karamo: the Dad of the Group, softly demands that everyone have their shit together, believes there’s no such thing as too many bomber jackets, constantly reinventing yourself just because you can

tan: emotionally unavailable, fucking loves a french tuck, wants you to be you but elevated, rolls sleeves when lacking confidence, always ready for sex, please don’t touch my hair

fartgallery:

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

c-hood:

No offense but I like the summer rain I like the sounds you make we put the world away we get so disconnected

justapayneaway:

LIAM IS GOING TO PARTICIPATE ON THE UK PRIDE PARADE 

Originally posted by queenc-x

sweetcreatureofficial:

I would like to say a personal thank you to Doncaster for blessing us with two wonderful gay icons, Tan France and Louis Tomlinson

acoolguy:

hungwy:

Someone in my group chat just said theyd Fuck thanos so tumblr is my new group chat. Hey every one

and you think things will be better here?

buscandoelparaiso:

“fake hack” and delete all the pics from louist91 + change louis’ name into his official one challenge

tmlnsn:

tmlnsn:

mark tomlinson did an interview and mentioned he’s good friends with des lol

isakthesnake:

when ur drunk in a club bathroom having a heart to heart with a girl you’ve never met before

spazeprincehowell:

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
      TRANS WOMEN OF
     COLOR WHO MADE
 PRIDE MONTH POSSIBLE
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

pyomorphic:

bullypunchvevo:

pyomorphic:

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

Im gonna invent powdered toes

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

mjalti:

maybe yes I’m ugly and I’m not particularly talented and I’m not doing my best and I don’t know anything about myself and I’m still learning names for my feelings

oldtimeydildomachine:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special